Lettuce Chunks or Bites?

It is hits us all: young, old, black, white, and purple-in-the-face from laughing too hard. Lettuce pieces which are too large. That's why I cut my lettuce less than an inch thick. Have to start thinking of the consumer when you work the salad bar.
Keeping track of utensils is difficult. I think perhaps they get nicked by some of the customers, but come opening time there always seem to be enough to go around.
So that's the extent of my day at Chunk E. Cheese. Make up the salad bar, prep vegetables, stay out of the scary managers' way. Then make sure all the crocks are filled, while cleaning the salad bar and helping anyone with forks and knifes and to-go boxes. Filling the salad bar with more ice. Sweeping. I take pride in my work, simple though it may be. And if it enables me to get out of debt faster, amen to it.